These are not all my reviews but it's a good cross section of them. I have never received a bad review and it is my opinion that is due to the fact that I don't see anyone I don't connect with over the phone or in person, and because I don't see more than 2 clients in a day. I believe that when it's a "job" it ceases to be fun... and if it ain't fun, why do it? 

General details: I contacted Heather through her site. She liked what I wrote. We spoke on the phone and made a two-hour appointment for later in the week. I made it to her place on the Westside, and

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I have seen Heather several times and she always gives a great performance. She really gets into her work, she makes you feel at home and comfortable prior to the good stuff. She is an Oral only gal.

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Much of the same as described above (below if it prints at the top)- but I do have to say it was THE MOST AMAZING HEAD ever and that does not even rate on a 1-10 scale as to any previous oral experiec

Sorry to be really late for this review. Saw Heather Aug 2008. I could go on and on about how great it was and all that happened but just read the previous reviews. Heather was a very attractive lady

For the rookie fellatio receiver, beware. Heather sets the bbbj bar so high, you'll never receive a blow job from anyone else that will come close. For the fellatio connoisseur, you have found Me

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The teaser: I called Heather up, she was really nice on the phone so I knew that she would know how to really please me. She was very easy to setup the appointment with. No hassle, and the ref check i

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Talking with Heather on the phone was painless screening, but she does want to get to know you a bit. Good directions to her place, and we were off. She is a big, sexy, mature woman with a serious ora

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Had seen her ads on CL for a while and took a while for schedules to match. She is VERY picky about who she sees - she has a real job and does this on the side. Probably won't be around long. She

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Truth in advertising! Found her under Voluptuous Passionate Thirsty MILF ... ------------------------- I'm a married guy so needless to say a good blow job is always wanted but not something I ge

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Best Freakin Head ever! ------------------------- Howdy Guys! I was in LA for a conference this weekend and did some looking about while I was there. The real jewel in my trip was on my last day in to

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About Me

PLEASE NOTE: I have a NEW EMAIL ADDRESS: and a new phone number:  (424) 330-6638
TALENTED, Thirsty, Expert Oralist MILF (Mother in Love w/ Fellatio) - Lay Back & Enjoy My "Zen Head" (But only if we "click") Come, kick back, chill.

My favorite joke:

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and an atheist? 
A: An atheist has NO ONE to talk to while he's getting head! 

Lay back & let me worship at your altar, you're in very good hands with me.

Very cool, fun, witty, pretty, curvy, mature, LONG blonde haired, 38DDD (all god given, no plastic here!) voluptuous EXPERT "fellatist" seeking cool, FIT & ATTRACTIVE, sexy, intelligent, DISCREET, fun, generous man.

I absolutely LOVE to give oral and that's as far as I go. Like Charlie I want men who not only have good taste but men who taste good. 

Donations are for my company only, what happens during that time is consenting adults who "click". I will not entertain any explicit conversation over the phone or in writing. My reviews speak for themselves. 

I have quite a cozy and secure location but I am VERY picky about who I have over so please be warm, intelligent and engaging on the phone. I am a passionate woman who requires a feeling of connection and comfort from my friends. I'm the kind of gal who if we bumped into one another in a social situation would want to greet one another warmly as friends, not as shameful acquaintances. I'm sorry if that offends anyone but I like men whose build is beefy, NOT HUGE... again, no offense but please BE ATTRACTIVE and FAIRLY FIT!!! Chubby is cute... morbidly obese is not, so sorry... Also... if your manhood is too large, that will be a put off... big ones are hard to have fun with so if you're packin', please be warned I can't do as many fun things since I don't have a mouth like Steven Tyler. 

Multi-hour appointments preferred so I can really take my time on siphoning all that stress out of you. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know wut I mean, know wut I mean, say n'more, say n'more) (yes, I'm a Monty Python fan as if you couldn't tell! ... every sperm IS sacred!) Bonus points for anyone who is a fan of Fawlty Towers! And I am a stand-up comedy buff, pretty sure I've watched every Netflix stand-up special they've put out! 

Any money exchanged is for companionship only. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of choice between consenting adults of legal age & is not contracted for nor is it requested to be contracted for in any manner. This is not an offer of prostitution and contacting me constitutes acceptance of these terms.
Name: Heather Evans
Main City: Los Angeles, CA
Sex: Female
Sex Preference: Straight
Body Type: Curvy
Chest: 38DDD
Height: 5' 6"
Race/Ethnic: White
Age: 45
Availability: Incalls/Outcalls
1st Language: English
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Type: Straight
Hair Length: Long
Body Piercings: None
Breast Implants: No
Smokes?: Used to smoke
Likes: Gifts, Generous clients, Good hygiene, Sense of humor, Gentlemen over 30 years old, Well-groomed
Dislikes: Bad breath, Poor hygeine, Aggressiveness, Rude behavior, Bargaining my prices, Cheap clients, Bad attitude, Body odor, Unshowered guests, Bad manners, Arrogance, Clients who don't show up, GFE
Available to: Men


Rate Session Service Details
$200 USD 1hr Incalls/Outcalls Single session
$250 USD 90min Incalls/Outcalls Preferred 1st time appt. All appointments 1.5 hours or longer include more than 1
$300 USD 2hrs Incalls/Outcalls
$350 USD 2.5hrs Incalls/Outcalls
$400 USD 3hrs Incalls/Outcalls
$500 USD 4hrs Incalls/Outcalls
$600 USD 6hrs Incalls/Outcalls 6 hours or more is calculated at $100 / hour
$300 USD 3hrs Incalls/Outcalls I LOVE dinner dates! Anywhere in S M, Venice, M d R, then somewhere private - you'll be "desert!"
$400 USD 4hrs Incalls/Outcalls I LOVE dinner dates! Anywhere in S M, Venice, M d R, then somewhere private - you'll be "desert!"


Days Times Location Comments
Incalls Santa Monica/Venice/MdR local




Be cool, well spoken and warm when you call, and funny... I love funny! If I am unable to pick up I will return your call as soon as is convenient to do so. I am a very humble person but when it comes to my special skill you will absolutely be glad you made it through the screening. The more I like you, the more I feel inspired to blow your mind beyond belief.

If you text me DO NOT say anything sexually explicit, rude or graphic... discretion is of the utmost importance to me so I ask that you have the class to not send dirty or explicit/illegal texts. 

Should you be invited to visit, I ask for the sake of discretion that you bring a briefcase or "files" so that you are ostensibly here for a business meeting with me... a professional consultation if you will. I just moved into a great beach pad and I don't ever like nosy neighbors to have an inkling of anything so I appreciate you being cool at all times.

Upon your arrival, I don't discuss cash but do so appreciate you stating in writing or on the phone how much time you'd like to spend, then placing the donation in plain sight when you get here, preferably in an envelope. Again, that is for my time only and anything that may happen is purely consenting adults getting along nicely.

DON'T BE PUSHY!!! Go with the flow ... the more you just relax and enjoy, the more I can stoke the fire of your volcano, erupting lava with a fury rarely felt.

I will consider outcall but not on first meeting.
You can never go wrong bringing me sweet scented candles or sweet incense (not the stinky, cloying musky crap) or Moscato / Asti Spumonti champagne (I like sweet stuff), or music CD's of cool tunes! Greenage is always lovely too! I like plants, yes I do.

Gift cards are a nice tip as well, I'd be delighted to receive cards good at the following: Pier 1, I-Tunes, Victoria's Secret, Macy's, Bed Bath & Beyond or Home Depot. I'm really not picky, any thoughtful gift is nice. 



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